Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl's way of saying she's too lazy to answer you and would rather pretend she's not even there.

'Ha, what?' when I asked if she wanted to go to the movies.

'Ha, what?' after I sent her a 10-page essay on why she's the best.

'Ha, what?' when I asked if she wanted to eat pizza.

2

A stupid internet thing that people use to brag about something that’s barely even cool.

'Ha, what?' when someone posted a meme about a cat doing math.

'Ha, what?' after I saw a guy try to explain quantum physics to a dog.

'Ha, what?' when someone said 'this is the best thing ever' about a toaster.

3

What you say when you're so wasted you think your whole life is a joke.

'Ha, what?' after drinking 12 beers in 10 minutes.

'Ha, what?' when I saw my dog wearing a hat.

'Ha, what?' when I tried to count to 10 and forgot how to breathe.

4

That moment you're jerking off to a weird anime and then you realize your life is a total disaster.

'Ha, what?' when I was watching a cat fight a robot and thought about my failed relationships.

'Ha, what?' after I saw my mom's face in a weird anime.

'Ha, what?' when I realized I had no money and my dog hates me.

5

What you see when you look at something so gross it makes you want to rip your eyes out.

'Ha, what?' when I saw a guy's face on a dating app.

'Ha, what?' after I saw a rat in a soup bowl.

'Ha, what?' when I saw my uncle's dating profile.

6

What you say when someone talks about something you find completely pointless.

'Ha, what?' when someone told me about their pet goldfish's birthday.

'Ha, what?' when I was told about a guy who collects socks.

'Ha, what?' when someone asked why the sky is blue.

7

A stupid phrase that people use because they can't spell 'sometimes' and are too lazy to count.

'Ha, what?' when I saw a kid write 'what' instead of 'what's up?'

'Ha, what?' when my teacher said 'what' instead of 'what's going on?'

'Ha, what?' when my dog barked at a letter.