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Shlonak is when a guy from Iraq says hello like he just beat up your uncle and is gonna do the same to you.

My cousin said 'Shlonak' to me when he saw me at the gas station. I ran out of there like my pants were on fire.

My uncle yelled 'Shlonak' at my dad for forgetting his birthday. It was a very loud greeting.

My friend's brother said 'Shlonak' to me when I showed up late to the party. I didn't even get a snack.

Shlonich is when a girl from Iraq says hello like she just finished a round of karate and is ready to take on your whole family.

My neighbor’s sister said 'Shlonich' to me like I owed her money. I didn’t even say hello back.

My aunt yelled 'Shlonich' at my cousin for eating the last slice of pizza. It was like a war started in the kitchen.

My friend's mom said 'Shlonich' to me when I spilled soda on her dress. I felt like I had just failed a test.

Ha shlonchan is when a bunch of people from Iraq say hello all at once like they just won a million dollars and are ready to start a fight.

At the mosque, everyone said 'Ha shlonchan' and I thought the roof was gonna fall down from all the noise.

My cousins came over and said 'Ha shlonchan' so loud that my dog ran out of the house.

My family said 'Ha shlonchan' at the dinner table and I got a free soda just for being there.