Ha-Phanned

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Getting Ha-Phanned means you get absolutely destroyed by smoking weed, chugging beers mixed with cognac and baijiu, and getting fucked so hard you can't even remember your own name.
I got Ha-Phanned so bad I woke up in a ditch with a donut in my mouth.
My friend got Ha-Phanned and tried to propose to a pizza.
I got Ha-Phanned and now my dog thinks I'm a ghost.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Ha-Phanned person is an alien from Asia who looks like a god, has a brain the size of a loaf of bread, and probably knows your secrets.
My neighbor is Ha-Phanned. He can solve math problems while doing backflips.
My crush is Ha-Phanned. She got straight A's and still has time to text me.
My dog thinks my brother is Ha-Phanned because he can talk to squirrels.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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