Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re crying in the back of the bus but still roasting your ex like they’re on fire.

I just got dumped and I’m sobbing but I still sent my ex a meme of a flaming cat.

She’s crying in the hallway but still gave her crush a middle finger.

He’s crying in the car but still texted his ex, 'You were a 7.'

2

You’re weak and whiny but you’re still trying to look cool.

He’s wheezing from the stairs but still tried to flex his biceps.

She’s sniffling but still posted a selfie with a filter.

He’s crying in the hallway but still said, 'I’ll beat you up later.'

3

You’re a mess but you’re still trying to act like you’ve got it all together.

She’s crying but still tried to text her crush, 'I’m fine.'

He’s facepalming but still tried to say, 'I don’t need you.'

She’s bawling but still tried to post a filter on Instagram.

4

You’re a puddle of tears but you’re still trying to be a tough guy.

He’s sniffling but still said, 'I don’t need you.'

She’s sobbing but still tried to text her ex, 'You were a 6.'

He’s crying in the hallway but still said, 'I’ll beat you up later.'

5

You’re a hot mess but you’re still trying to look good.

She’s crying but still tried to post a selfie with a filter.

He’s wheezing but still said, 'I’ll beat you up later.'

She’s sniffling but still texted her crush, 'I’m fine.'

6

You’re a crying baby but you’re still trying to act like a king.

He’s sobbing but still said, 'I’m the king.'

She’s crying in the hallway but still tried to flex.

He’s wheezing but still said, 'I’m the toughest guy in school.'