Ha-block

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A person who can't focus and doesn't listen. They're like a brain made of dirt and a skull full of rocks.

He heard the whole conversation but missed the point. Classic ha-block.

She talked for five minutes and he still had no idea what she said.

He kept texting during my speech. I was like, 'Are you even here?'

Someone so dumb they think a fish can talk and still fail at life.

He thought I was joking when I said the test was easy. He failed it anyway.

She said the sky is green. I told her it's blue. She said, 'No, it's green.'

He tried to explain math to a dog. The dog looked at him like he was crazy.

A person who can't hold a conversation and acts like they're the smartest person in the room.

He interrupted me five times. I was like, 'You’re not even listening.'

She talked over me the whole time. I had to whisper the rest of my thoughts.

He thought he was the only one who could talk. I was like, 'You're not the only one here.'

A brain that works like a broken calculator. It can’t add, subtract, or even remember the question.

He was asked what 2 + 2 was. He said, 'I don’t know. Maybe 3?'

She forgot what the question was before she answered it.

He heard the question, but his brain didn’t process it. He just guessed.

A person who’s so dumb they think a cloud is a type of sandwich.

He said, 'I had a cloud for breakfast.' I was like, 'That’s not a real food.'

She tried to eat a cloud. It just floated away.

He said the sky is a sandwich. I said, 'No, it's just the sky.'