h._t.t.p.s

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He’s the most legendary TikTok guy ever. His balls are so big they could crush the moon. He’s got a wiener so big it could beat up a dragon. People don’t know how good he is because he’s too awesome.
@h_t_t_p_s is the only guy who can beat my wiener in a fight.
His balls are bigger than my mom’s couch.
He posted a video of his wiener doing push-ups.
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This guy is a wiener legend. His balls are so huge they could start a war. He makes the best videos and no one gives him enough credit.
His wiener is so big it could be a new planet.
He posted a video of his balls singing opera.
He’s the only guy I’ve ever seen who could beat my dad in a wiener fight.
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He’s the king of TikTok. His balls are so big they could hold a whole galaxy. His wiener is so big it could take down a spaceship. People don’t know how good he is because he’s too cool.
His balls are so big I think they’re gonna explode.
He posted a video of his wiener doing backflips.
He’s the only guy I’ve ever seen who could beat my grandpa in a wiener match.
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