Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To feel like your brain is a mess and you want to throw it out the window with a side of insults.

I woke up and my brain was like a broken toaster. H9je.

My math test made me H9je. I failed and I don’t even care.

He said I looked like a raccoon in a blender. I was H9je.

2

When your head feels like a bag of rocks and you just want to scream at the world.

My mom yelled at me so much I was H9je. I just wanted to die.

I stayed up until 3 AM. I was H9je by 9 AM.

He told me my hair was a disaster. I was H9je.

3

When your brain is so confused it might as well be a confused chicken in a clown suit.

I tried to do my homework and my brain was H9je. I just drew a chicken.

She asked me a question and I was H9je. I said, 'What?'.

I got lost on the way to school. I was H9je.

4

When your brain is like a broken blender and you just want to throw it into the trash.

I ate 10 tacos. My brain was H9je. I passed out.

He called me a donkey. I was H9je. I screamed.

I failed my test and my brain was H9je. I cried.

5

When your brain is so fried it might as well be a burnt piece of toast and you just want to throw it at someone.

I had 5 exams today. My brain was H9je. I threw my pencil at the teacher.

She told me I was ugly. I was H9je. I yelled at her.

I got a D on my math test. I was H9je. I cried.