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When you hate someone so much you wish they got hit by a bus and then you laugh like a hyena while they’re still alive

My crush failed my math test. I laughed so hard I cried.

My ex got promoted. I texted him: 'Nice. I hope you fall off a cliff.'

My mom forgot my birthday. I texted her: 'You’re dead to me. I’m gonna eat you.'

Being so annoyed with someone that you imagine them getting run over by a truck while you sing along to your favorite song

My sister kept bugging me. I texted her: 'I hope you get run over by a bus while I sing my favorite song.'

My neighbor’s dog barked all night. I screamed: 'I wish you got hit by a car while I played video games.'

My friend made fun of my hair. I said: 'I hope you get hit by a truck while I eat pizza.'

When you’re so mad at someone you picture them being crushed by a giant boulder while you cackle like a mad wizard

My math teacher gave me a D. I texted him: 'I hope you get crushed by a boulder while I cackle like a wizard.'

My friend stole my snack. I said: 'I wish you got hit by a boulder while I eat your snack.'

My brother broke my phone. I texted him: 'I hope you get crushed by a boulder while I play video games.'

When you’re so angry at someone you imagine them being chased by a swarm of bees while you laugh like a maniac

My crush broke up with me. I texted him: 'I hope you get chased by bees while I laugh like a maniac.'

My sister took my favorite toy. I said: 'I wish you got chased by bees while I eat ice cream.'

My mom yelled at me. I texted her: 'I hope you get chased by bees while I watch my favorite show.'

Being so fed up with someone that you picture them being eaten by a shark while you dance in a circle like a lunatic

My teacher gave me a pop quiz. I texted him: 'I hope you get eaten by a shark while I dance like a lunatic.'

My friend skipped my birthday. I said: 'I wish you got eaten by a shark while I eat cake.'

My brother took my phone. I texted him: 'I hope you get eaten by a shark while I play my favorite game.'

When you’re so upset with someone you picture them getting hit by a train while you scream your head off like a banshee

My crush ignored me. I texted him: 'I hope you get hit by a train while I scream like a banshee.'

My sister made fun of me. I said: 'I wish you got hit by a train while I eat my favorite snack.'

My mom forgot my birthday again. I texted her: 'I hope you get hit by a train while I eat cake.'