Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're so ugly people think you're trying to be funny.

My dog looks better than you.

You’re the reason I started crying at 9 a. m.

Your face is like a broken toaster.

2

You're so dumb you think a sandwich is a life choice.

You ate the whole pizza and still cried.

You thought ‘butter’ was a type of phone.

You tried to text with your feet.

3

You’re so lazy you use your brain as a napkin.

You slept through the entire movie.

You used your brain to wipe your nose.

You called your mom to do your math homework.

4

You're so annoying you make the toilet talk back.

You kept repeating the same joke until the dog left.

You talked to the ceiling like it was your friend.

You asked the toilet if it had a problem.

5

You’re so messy you think ‘clean’ is a type of snack.

You ate cereal for dinner and still had cereal in your hair.

You wore pants inside out and didn’t care.

You slept in a pile of clothes and socks.