H8 balds

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A fancy way to say you're a weak, balding disgrace who can't even handle a tiny number
My cousin H8 balds because he can't even grow a decent beard
I saw a guy in the gym crying because he H8 balds
My mom said I H8 balds because I failed math again
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When you’re so bald you think the number 8 is a personal attack
He H8 balds every time he sees the number 8 on his math test
My friend H8 balds because he lost his hair and his job
She H8 balds because her dog ate her hair
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When you’re so bald you think you’re being mocked by a tiny ball
He H8 balds because he thinks the 8 ball is laughing at him
My dad H8 balds because he lost his hair and his dignity
She H8 balds because her ex sent her a picture of a 8 ball
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