H6

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Doing something dumb you already did. Like a brain-dead chimp with a middle school diploma.
I shot my dad three times. Then I shot him again. For no reason.
I tried to log in to my account. Then I tried again. Just because.
I yelled at the cat. Then I yelled at it again. It didn't even flinch.
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A group of faggots who sniff each other like they're in a gay dog park.
My cousin’s squad is so gay, they all sniff each other before they even talk.
The H6 at the mall sniff each other like they’re a bunch of faggot dogs.
They sniff each other so much, they forgot how to breathe.
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A bunch of illiterate douches who can’t fight their way out of a soggy paper bag.
These guys can’t even punch a bag. They’re too busy staring at it like it’s a math problem.
They tried to fight me. Then they tried to fight me again. Still couldn’t beat me.
They’re so weak, they can’t even beat a paper bag.
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A group of faggots. The kind that would cry if a sock fell off their foot.
They’re so faggoty, they cry when a sock drops off their foot.
The H6 at school cry when they get a B.
They cried when the pizza got cold. It was tragic.
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A rich, snobby group in Oldham County, Kentucky. They get what they want, when they want, with whoever they want. Like rich kids with a middle school education.
They got the last slice of pizza because they wanted it. Just because.
They got the best seats in the bus because they wanted them. No questions asked.
They got the teacher fired because they wanted to. That’s how rich they are.
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The new hum vee. It’s not the H1 or the H2. It was made for Italian mafioso nerds who want to bust people’s balls everywhere.
That Italian mafioso drove up in his new H6 and busted my balls. Hard.
He came in the H6 like he was the boss of the whole damn city.
That mafioso drove his H6 like it was a fancy toy.
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The coolest people on the planet. They can jive their way out of anything. They’re like superheroes who don’t have to wear a costume.
They walked into a fight and jived their way out. Like it was nothing.
They jived their way out of jail. That’s how cool they are.
They jived their way out of a math test. That’s how good they are.
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