Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who breaks into computers like a thief and calls themselves a hacker because they think they're cool

I just got caught hacking the school's Wi-Fi. I'm a h4x3r, not a criminal.

He stole my password and said I was a noob. I'm a h4x3r now.

She hacked the lunch machine so it gave out free pizza. That's h4x3r stuff.

2

A kid who thinks they're a genius because they can type fast and mess with people's computers

He typed so fast I couldn't even see the keyboard. He's a h4x3r.

She messed with my mom's phone. She's a h4x3r.

He hacked my game and got all the coins. Total h4x3r.

3

A person who can't spell but still calls themselves a hacker and acts like they're better than everyone else

He spelled 'h4x3r' wrong but still said he was the best. Total h4x3r.

She couldn't log in but still called herself a h4x3r.

He messed up the code but still called himself a h4x3r.

4

Someone who claims to be a hacker but only knows how to steal cookies from the internet

He hacked the cookie jar. That's h4x3r stuff.

She took all the cookies and said she was a h4x3r.

He hacked the internet just to get free cookies. Total h4x3r.

5

A person who types like a madman and yells at the computer like it's their enemy

He yelled at the computer like it owed him money. Total h4x3r.

She typed so fast the keyboard was crying. She's a h4x3r.

He cursed the computer and called himself a h4x3r.