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bro just let me add this random guy to the group chat

i'm literally going to die if i don't get this pizza

i'll take your dog as a side dish

i'm adding this guy who thinks he's a rapper

i'll eat your leftovers and then your dinner

i'm going to text your ex and say you're cheating

i'm texting your mom and telling her you're a disgrace

i'm going to throw your shoes in the trash

i'm going to join your club and then leave it

i'm going to text your crush and say you're ugly

i'm going to eat all your snacks

i'm going to take your pet and leave it on the street

i'm going to text your teacher and say you're a liar

i'm going to eat your lunch and then your dinner

i'm going to start a rumor that you're a ghost

i'm going to text your dad and say you're lazy

i'm going to throw your phone in the lake

i'm going to tell your friends you're a fraud