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a person who thinks Jean Kirsten and Eren Jeager are the best things since sliced bread. They're so horny they'll probably try to marry both. They also sob like a baby every time they read chapter 139.
I saw him crying in the bathroom after chapter 139. He looked like a raccoon that lost its last snack.
He tried to propose to Eren in the middle of a math test. It didn't end well.
He texts Jean every day. It's like he's trying to convince her to be his second wife.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a person who's so into Jean and Eren they think they're the only people who matter. They're basically a walking erection. They also cry every time chapter 139 comes out like it's the end of the world.
He cried so hard during chapter 139 that his mom had to call the police. It was a full-blown sob fest.
He tried to draw Eren and Jean together on the blackboard. It looked like a crayon explosion.
He asked his teacher if he could skip class to read the new chapter. She said no. He cried.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a person who's so in love with Jean and Eren they can't think straight. They're like a dog with a bone. They also cry every time chapter 139 drops like it's their birthday.
He cried so much over chapter 139 that he got a paper cut on his face. It was a mess.
He tried to flirt with Jean in the hallway. It was awkward and embarrassing.
He drew Eren and Jean together on his lunch tray. The principal saw it and got mad.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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