Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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H4mx0r is your enemy, he’s in your head, your pants, and your mom’s soup. Don’t worry, he’s not that bad, most of the time.

H4mx0r is in my cereal. I can taste him.

My dog just screamed at H4mx0r. It was epic.

My mom said H4mx0r is in her soup. I believe her.

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H4mx0r is a pain in the butt, but he’s also kinda cool. Just don’t let him near your lunch.

H4mx0r took my pizza. I’m still mad.

I let H4mx0r near my sandwich. It was a mistake.

H4mx0r said my lunch was ‘disgusting.’ It wasn’t.

3

H4mx0r is like your weird cousin who shows up uninvited and eats all the cookies. You hate him, but you still like him.

H4mx0r showed up at my birthday. No cookies for me.

My cousin is H4mx0r. He’s annoying.

H4mx0r ate my last cookie. I cried.

4

H4mx0r is the reason you’re tired, the reason your mom is yelling, and the reason your dog ran away.

H4mx0r made me stay up all night. I’m dead.

My mom is yelling at H4mx0r. It’s loud.

H4mx0r scared my dog. Now he’s missing.

5

H4mx0r is your problem, your headache, your worst nightmare, and your best friend when you need him.

H4mx0r is my problem. I hate him.

H4mx0r gave me a headache. I’m sad.

H4mx0r is my best friend. I love him.