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That whiteboy has more steeze than a fat kid on a gummy bear binge
He walks in like he owns the place, and he does
He flexes his shoes like they're trophies
He eats a burger and still looks like a model
2
That whiteboy is so smooth he could slide through a cheese grater
He talked his way out of a traffic ticket
He made a girl laugh so hard she spilled her soda
He stole the spotlight at the party like it was his job
3
That whiteboy has more style than a raccoon in a fashion show
He wears a hat inside and nobody says anything
He matched his socks and nobody cares
He arrived late but still looked perfect
4
That whiteboy is so cool he could freeze a drink with his stare
He sipped his soda like it was a fine wine
He walked into the room and the whole class went quiet
He turned a bad day into a flex session
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That whiteboy is so fresh he could make a dead fish blush
He did his hair in the bathroom mirror and looked like a king
He arrived to class with a new outfit every day
He talked to the teacher like they were friends
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