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Homies 4 Life is when your best friends are the only people who still talk to you after you flaked on them 10 times.

My homie said, 'You’re 4 Life, but if you miss this party again, I’m gonna kill you.'

I told my homie, 'You’re 4 Life, but I swear if you don’t bring me pizza, I’m gonna murder you.'

He said, 'You’re 4 Life, but I’m gonna make you eat my dog’s food if you don’t show up.'

Hackers 4 Life is when you’re too lazy to do your homework but still pretend you’re the best hacker in the world.

My hacker friend said, 'I hacked the school’s computer, but I still failed math.'

I told my hacker friend, 'You’re 4 Life, but you still can’t spell 'password.'

He said, 'I hacked the teacher’s phone, but I still flunked the test.'

Homies 4 Life from Toronto is when your homies are so cool, they make your homies from other cities look like total duds.

My homie from Toronto said, 'You’re 4 Life, but your homies are total duds.'

I told my homie from Toronto, 'You’re 4 Life, but my homies are the worst.'

He said, 'You’re 4 Life, but I’m better than your homies.'

Hardcore 4 Life is when you’re too high to care about anything else.

My friend said, 'I’m Hardcore 4 Life, but I still can’t find my keys.'

I told my friend, 'You’re Hardcore 4 Life, but you still can’t spell 'trance.'

He said, 'I’m Hardcore 4 Life, but I’m still hungover.'

Hoes 4 Life is when you have so many hoes, you can’t even remember their names.

My friend said, 'I’m Hoes 4 Life, but I still don’t know my third hoe’s name.'

I told my friend, 'You’re Hoes 4 Life, but you still can’t remember who your best hoe is.'

He said, 'I’m Hoes 4 Life, but I still can’t spell 'hoe.'

Three couch potatoes who hate a ducklipped lawyer who hashtags everything and gets a shout-out from her man even on Father’s Day.

My friend said, 'We’re the worst, but we still hate that lawyer.'

I told my friend, 'We’re the worst, but we still flake on everything.'

He said, 'We’re the worst, but we still get a shout-out from her man.'