Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A desperate need to get a butt pounded like it's the last day on Earth

DM: 'I need H4BS now or I'll die.'

Tweet: 'Work meeting? Pfft. I'd rather be getting H4BS.'

Text from dad: 'Son, I'm getting H4BS. Don't interrupt me.'

2

When your brain is stuck on butt sex and nothing else matters

Message: 'I can't think about anything else. It's all H4BS.'

Tweet: 'My brain is a single-minded H4BS machine.'

Text: 'Don't talk to me. I'm in H4BS mode.'

3

You're so obsessed with butt sex you'd eat a donut with a f***ing chainsaw

Post: 'H4BS is my religion. I'd eat a donut with a chainsaw for it.'

DM: 'I'd kill my boss for a little H4BS.'

Text: 'I dream about H4BS. I even dream about it in slow motion.'

4

Your whole life is a series of butt sex moments and you're f***ing proud of it

Status: 'Life is H4BS. I'm f***ing proud.'

Tweet: 'I live for H4BS. It's my whole life.'

Text: 'I don't need anything else. Just H4BS.'

5

You're so into butt sex you'd fight a bear for a single f***ing butt punch

Message: 'I'd fight a bear for a butt punch. That's H4BS.'

Post: 'Bear? Pfft. I'd take it for H4BS.'

Tweet: 'Bear or no bear. H4BS is worth it.'

6

You're so f***ing horny you're ready to take a butt punch from a f***ing alien

Text: 'Alien? Bring it. I'm ready for H4BS.'

Tweet: 'Alien butt punch? I'll take it. H4BS is everything.'

DM: 'Even aliens can't stop me from getting H4BS.'