H3O

My water is so H3O it’s like my shower’s got a side job as a hydration coach.

This water isn’t just wet, it’s got a PhD in being soggy.

My H3O levels are so high, my socks are crying for help.

That H3O is like water’s version of a proton party.

This water’s got so much proton energy, it’s like it’s been to a rave.

H3O is water’s way of saying 'I got a proton and I’m not afraid to use it.'

This water is H3O because it's too cool to just be H2O.

My H3O is so extra, it’s like it’s got a neon sign that says 'I’m extra.'

Water’s H3O because it’s got a proton and it’s flexing.