h33t

H33T is a stupid way to say heat. It’s like the web made a tiny baby and it’s the most annoying thing ever. Some clueless kids think it means sweet or awesome, but they’re just wrong. H33T is also a huge torrent site that downloads your soul.

H33T tea is McDonald’s sweet tea. It’s so good it makes your brain explode. They use h33t instead of sweet because it’s like the tea is on fire and the unsweetened tea is just a sad version of itself.