Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Water that’s so old it’s basically a dead man’s last breath.

I drank that h2woah and it tasted like regret.

My dad’s h2woah is so bad it could revive a zombie.

That h2woah was older than my cousin’s bad decisions.

2

Water that’s been sitting there so long it’s basically a ghost.

I tried to drink that h2woah and it gave me a headache.

That h2woah was so bad it made my dog vomit.

I think that h2woah was from the time dinosaurs were still cool.

3

Water that’s so expired it might as well be a curse.

I took one sip of that h2woah and I felt cursed.

My teacher’s h2woah was so strong it could knock out a bull.

That h2woah was so bad it made my breakfast cry.

4

Water that’s been sitting there so long it’s like it’s been through hell.

That h2woah was so bad I think it was tortured.

I drank that h2woah and it was like drinking sadness.

That h2woah was older than my grandma’s stories.

5

Water that’s been forgotten so long it’s got a bad attitude.

I drank that h2woah and it was like drinking a grumpy old man.

That h2woah was so bad it had a personality.

That h2woah was so expired it was giving me side-eye.

6

Water that’s been neglected so long it’s basically a monster.

That h2woah looked like it could eat my face.

I tried to drink that h2woah and it was like drinking a beast.

That h2woah was so bad it was like a horror movie.