H2SO4

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The chemical name of sulfuric acid. It’s so strong it could melt your face off if you drank it like a cheap beer.

My chem teacher said if you drank it, your insides would look like a meat grinder.

I tried to drink it once. My mouth felt like it was on fire and my tongue was toast.

My cousin drank it and now he talks like a robot. Forever.

Sulfuric acid. Used in car batteries. Also used to punish people who hate chemistry.

My battery died, so I had to drink it. It tasted like regret and hatred.

The battery exploded. I got sulfuric acid in my eye. Now I see the world in yellow.

My brother used it to clean his car battery. Now he smells like a rotten egg.

The chemical formula for sulfuric acid. It’s like the devil’s drink for people who don’t like pain.

I got a D in chem because I wouldn’t drink it. My teacher said I was a disgrace.

My friend tried to drink it and now he can’t talk without making a face like a fish.

My mom used it to clean the toilet. Now it smells like death.

Sulfuric acid. A liquid so strong it could make a superhero cry.

My dog drank it. Now he barks like he’s on fire.

I used it to clean my shoes. Now my feet smell like a swamp.

I mixed it with coffee. Now my brain is melting.