h2m

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A fancy way to say you're still stupid enough to think you're in love after two months.

H2M? Bro, I'm still trying to forget the way you said 'I love you' with a mouth full of pizza.

I'm celebrating H2M because I still haven't figured out why I'm still with you.

H2M? That's the day I realized you're just a bad habit.

The point where your brain officially gives up on your relationship and starts plotting revenge.

H2M? I'm already planning my escape. You're still stuck here.

H2M? I'm going to drink my sorrows and maybe my ex.

H2M? I'm not crying. You are. You're crying because you're a fool.

A two-month warning that your love is just a fling and nothing more.

H2M? I'm still here, but I'm already shopping for new flings.

H2M? That's when I realized you're just a temporary escape from my problems.

H2M? I'm already writing my goodbye letter, and I'm still here.