H2G

"I swear I didn’t cheat on my math test," he said. God looked down and wept."

"She told the truth so hard, the pastor fainted."

"He was so honest, even the judge said, 'I’ve seen some shady stuff, but this is new.'"

"I’m not going to the party," she said. Her mom offered her a pizza. She said no. Her dad offered her a TV. She still said no."

"He refused to wear pants even when the fire department showed up."

"She was that hard to get, the boy asked her out six times and she said no every time."

"I had to run out of the room so fast, my socks fell off."

"He had to go so quick, he tripped over his own shoelace."

"She bolted out the door so fast, the door slammed so hard it woke the neighbor's cat."

"These two pizzas looked so much alike, they could’ve been brothers."

"His jokes were so similar to mine, I thought he was me in a disguise."

"They were so relatable, I could’ve sworn I was watching my own life on a screen."