Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say you're hoping to see someone before you lose your mind from boredom or rage.

H2CUS, I swear if I see one more meme about cats, I'll scream.

H2CUS, or I'm gonna text you so much your phone dies.

H2CUS, or I'm gonna come over and eat your pizza.

2

When you want to see someone so bad, you're willing to curse the entire universe just to make it happen.

H2CUS, or I'll curse your dog and your mom.

H2CUS, or I'll throw your math test in the trash.

H2CUS, or I'll eat your homework and you'll fail.

3

A lazy person’s way of saying they want to see someone before they die of laziness.

H2CUS, or I’ll sleep for a week and never move again.

H2CUS, or I’ll never wash my socks again.

H2CUS, or I’ll eat my lunch in the trash.

4

When you're so desperate to see someone, you're willing to fight your best friend for it.

H2CUS, or I'll fight my best friend for a slice of pizza.

H2CUS, or I'll take over your video game and beat your high score.

H2CUS, or I'll steal your snack and eat it in front of you.

5

A promise you make to yourself that you’ll see someone soon, or else you’ll cry like a baby.

H2CUS, or I'll cry in the hallway like a baby.

H2CUS, or I'll text you so much my thumbs hurt.

H2CUS, or I'll throw my shoes at the wall.

6

When you're so excited to see someone, you're willing to talk about your dog's bad hair day for hours.

H2CUS, or I'll talk about my dog's hair for an hour.

H2CUS, or I'll brag about my dog nonstop.

H2CUS, or I'll draw my dog and show it to everyone.