H20 Positive

I got crabs from swimming with my ex in the community pool.

That guy got syphilis from making out in the kiddie section of the pool.

She got gonorrhea from doing the doggy style in the hotel pool.

He got chlamydia from doing it in the lake.

She got HPV from making out in the hot tub.

They both got herpes from doing the underwater dance in the ocean.

He got trich from doing it in the public pool.

She got an STD from making out in the kiddie pool.

They both got crabs from doing it in the lake.