H2-OD

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Drinking so much water you’re basically a soggy noodle, even though you somehow survived the night before without turning into a puddle of shame and regret.
I woke up with a water bottle in my hand and a hangover that could knock out a bull.
I drank so much water I think I flooded my brain.
I tried to drink water to forget my mistakes, but now I just have a headache and a full bladder.
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You’re so dehydrated from partying that you decide to drink water like it’s the last drop on Earth, even though you’re still high.
I drank water like it was a lifeline, but I was still too wasted to realize I was just making my head feel like a balloon.
I tried to sober up with water, but I just got a headache and a new nickname: ‘The Wet One.’
I drank water until I felt like a fish, but I was still high enough to think I was flying.
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You’re so hungover you think water is the solution, but you end up drinking so much you feel like a water balloon ready to burst.
I drank water like it was a miracle, but now I feel like I’m about to explode.
I tried to cure my hangover with water, and now I just have a headache and a full stomach.
I drank so much water I think I turned into a lake, but I still feel like crap.
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