H1Q1

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You bang it and bail like you got the plague. One-night stands that hit you like a brick.
He H1Q1'd my sister and left before she could even wake up.
She H1Q1'd my best friend at the bar and never came back.
My cousin H1Q1'd the guy at the concert and now he's mad.
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You knock it off and run. Like you were chased by a bunch of angry dogs.
I H1Q1'd the guy at the party and he still thinks I'm a tease.
She H1Q1'd my brother and now he's too shy to talk to her.
My friend H1Q1'd the DJ and now he's stuck with a bad reputation.
3
You hit it and leave like you got a death wish. One-night stands that make you want to die.
He H1Q1'd my mom and now she's mad at me.
She H1Q1'd my uncle and now he's got a crush on her.
My neighbor H1Q1'd the pizza guy and now he's got a new job.
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You do it and take off like you were on fire. The kind of one-night stand that burns you.
I H1Q1'd the guy at the store and now I'm stuck with his number.
She H1Q1'd my teacher and now he's got a crush on her.
My friend H1Q1'd the barista and now he can't go to coffee anymore.
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You hit it and leave like you were running from the cops. The worst kind of one-night stand.
He H1Q1'd my sister and now she's mad at me.
She H1Q1'd my dad and now he's got a new crush.
My neighbor H1Q1'd the mailman and now he's got a new job.
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You knock it off and run like you were being chased by a bear. The fastest one-night stand ever.
I H1Q1'd the guy at the gym and now I'm stuck with his number.
She H1Q1'd my brother and now he's got a new crush.
My cousin H1Q1'd the guy at the party and now he's mad.
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