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The guy with a meaty pole so huge it looks like a fire hydrant and he can jack off by himself while screaming at the top of his lungs because he’s that loud and that proud.
He jacked off in the middle of the jail yard and the whole block heard him.
He tried to give head to a goat and it ran away screaming.
He blew his load in the principal’s coffee and got suspended.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The guy who has a cock so big it could be a bridge and he’s so good at giving himself head he could do it in the dark with his eyes closed and a blindfold on.
He gave himself head in the middle of a math test and got a zero.
He tried to give head to a bull and it charged him.
He jacked off on the school roof and the whole neighborhood heard it.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The guy with a monster cock that could knock down a wall and he can give himself head so hard he could knock out a cop with one hand while jacking off with the other.
He jacked off in the cop car and the cop got arrested.
He tried to give head to a bear and it bit him.
He blew his load in the gym and the weights all fell over.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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