H1N1ing it

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to freak out so much you think the world is ending just because some flu is going around

My cousin called me at 3 a. m. screaming about swine flu like it was the apocalypse.

My mom threw away all my chips because she heard they had pork in them.

My teacher canceled math class for a week because of H1N1.

acting like you’re dying when you just have a tiny sniffle

My friend took 10 Tylenol and 2 Advil just because she had a runny nose.

My dad called 911 because he thought he had H1N1.

I missed my favorite show because I was too busy crying about the flu.

being so scared of germs you act like you're fighting a war

I washed my hands 20 times after touching a doorknob.

My sister wore a mask to the grocery store and refused to touch anything.

My brother didn’t eat my sandwich because I breathed on it.

making a big deal out of nothing because you think you’re the next victim

My friend missed school because she thought she’d get H1N1 from the cafeteria.

My brother took a week off work because he saw one sick person.

I told my mom I was going to die because I had a cough.

turning a little cold into a full-blown disaster

My mom canceled our family trip because I had a tiny cold.

I took three days off school because I had a sneeze.

My dad called the doctor because I had a runny nose.