H1N1 vaccine

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The worst thing since the invention of homework. You wait in line for hours just to get jabbed and then your arm feels like it’s on fire. Some people swear it’s a secret government plan to make everyone brain-dead.

I waited in line for six hours and my arm is still sore. I think the government is trying to brainwash us.

My mom got the H1N1 vaccine and now she’s talking to chickens. I think it’s working.

I got jabbed and now I can’t feel my arm. I’m pretty sure the government is out to get me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The reason why your friends hate you. It’s like getting stabbed by a pencil. And then you spend the rest of the day debating it on Facebook like your life depends on it. It’s like the flu but worse and more annoying.

My friend got the H1N1 vaccine and now he’s arguing with me about it on Facebook. It’s the worst.

I got the jab and now I can’t stop thinking about it. My life is ruined.

My mom got the vaccine and now she’s arguing with the neighbor about it. It’s like a war.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The most painful way to start a fight with your family. You get stuck in a line for hours, get stabbed by a needle, and then you start yelling about how it’s a conspiracy. Your whole family thinks you’re crazy.

I got the H1N1 vaccine and now I’m yelling at my brother about it. He thinks I’m crazy.

My whole family got the vaccine and now we’re all arguing about it. It’s like a family war.

I got jabbed and now I’m convinced the government is trying to kill me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago