H1N1 Flu

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a pig-made virus that hates your lungs and wants you to cough up your soul
My brother got H1N1 and turned into a walking cough machine.
The H1N1 flu is like a pig’s revenge for being on the menu.
I think my dog got H1N1 from licking the same floor as my sick brother.
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a sneaky flu made by pigs that just wants you to feel like a used tissue
I got H1N1 and felt like I was being run over by a truck of snot.
My teacher got H1N1 and started yelling at the flu like it was a student.
H1N1 hit my family like a surprise party nobody wanted.
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a flu so strong it could punch your lungs and make you scream like a baby
H1N1 came out of nowhere and took my voice with it.
My mom got H1N1 and turned into a human sneeze machine.
I got H1N1 and my nose started fighting a war with my brain.
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