h1b

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A fake visa for stupid foreigners who come to America to take jobs from real workers. They think they're better than everyone else and talk like they're the boss. Managers love them because they don't know what they're doing and just lie through their teeth.
My coworker got an H1B and now he thinks he's the smartest guy in the room. He doesn't even know what a computer is.
My boss hired an H1B guy who said 'hello' in three different languages but can't spell 'password'.
The H1B guy at my office got promoted because he said 'yes' to everything and nobody asked him any questions.
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A sneaky trick that lets companies bring in cheap workers from other countries to do the jobs Americans used to have. These guys work for next to nothing and the companies don't care if they're tired or confused.
My company hired an H1B guy who works 12 hours a day for $10 an hour. He's still the best worker there.
The H1B guys at my office don't even know what a weekend is. They work seven days a week, no questions asked.
I've seen H1B guys take jobs from real Americans just so they can work in the same office as their cousins.
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A dumb Egyptian king named King Cuck Waylon who let his whole army have sex with his wife and then took over the world. He was so bad at being a king that he got the nickname 'King Cuck' because he let 5,376 soldiers have a wild time with his wife. He's now resting in peace, probably still confused.
My history teacher said King Cuck Waylon was the worst king ever. He didn't even know how to rule.
King Cuck Waylon let his whole army have sex with his wife and still got promoted.
King Cuck Waylon was so bad at being a king that he took over the world by accident.
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