Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The slang for being super high. Like you’re so wasted you think the moon is made of pizza and you’re arguing with it.

Bro, I’m h1, I just ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips.

She’s h1, she thinks her cat is the president.

I’m h1, I tried to text my mom and sent a goat a DM.

2

The best blowjob ever, given by a girl who says she’s a virgin but you know she’s lying. Usually ends with her swallowing your cum and giving you a kiss like you just won the lottery.

He gave me the h1 on our first date, and I swallowed his cum like it was a smoothie.

My girlfriend said she was a virgin, but the h1 she gave me was better than my mom’s cooking.

He got the h1, and I didn’t even know what cum was.

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3

Same as hi, but it’s like the typewriter got drunk and couldn’t tell the difference between 1 and I.

I sent a text: ‘h1’ and my friend thought I was talking to a robot.

He said ‘h1’ and I thought he was saying ‘hi’ to a horse.

She texted ‘h1’ and I thought she was typing in code.

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4

A way to say hello in texts, like when you’re texting your ex and you just want to be friendly.

He texted me ‘h1’ and I thought he was being nice.

I said ‘h1’ to my crush and now I’m blushing.

She said ‘h1’ in a group chat and now everyone’s laughing at her.

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5

The biggest, most amazing hummer ever. Like it’s the hummer of hummers, the king of bladders, the cum god.

That hummer h1 is like the cum god himself.

He got the h1 and I thought he was going to explode.

My dad got the h1 and now he’s the cum king.

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6

A military-style monster of a car, made by some guy who probably had a bad day and wanted to beat up the whole world. It’s tough, loud, and it costs more than your first car and your first love.

That h1 is like a monster from a bad movie.

He bought the h1 and now he’s richer than my uncle.

My neighbor has the h1 and it’s louder than my mom’s voice.

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7

A fancy version of a military truck that costs as much as a small island. People buy it to look cool but then park it in their driveway and never go off-roading.

He bought the h1 and now it’s just a parking space.

My friend got the h1 and now it’s just a toy.

That h1 costs more than my dad’s salary.

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