h0tblond3

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a freakin' hot mess who gets all the girls and makes them swoon like they're on a sugar high

'He walks in and the whole lunch table forgets how to chew.'

'She texted me and said he’s the reason her ex is crying in the bathroom.'

'He asked me for a drink and I forgot my own name.'

a total legend who gets all the ladies and drinks more coffee than a 6th grader drinks soda

'He said hi to my sister and now she’s ignoring me.'

'He texted me and said, ‘Your sister is hot. I’m going to ask her out.’'

'He got my sister to laugh so hard she spilled her coffee.'