h0shixx

My ex is a h0shixx. She texts me and I forget my own name.

That guy at the gas station? He's a h0shixx. I almost got into a fight just looking at him.

My cousin's girlfriend is a h0shixx. He doesn't even know why he's still with her.

I saw a h0shixx at the mall. I walked in, I walked out, I forgot my wallet.

My neighbor is a h0shixx. I've been staring at her for two years and I still don't know her name.

That barista at the coffee shop is a h0shixx. I ordered a latte and now I'm in love.

My friend's girlfriend is a h0shixx. He's happy, but I'm jealous.

That guy who just moved in next door? He's a h0shixx. I'm now sad about my life.

My teacher is a h0shixx. I'm failing math, but I don't care.

That new guy at the park is a h0shixx. My dog tried to bite him.

My cousin's crush is a h0shixx. My cousin is now crying in the corner.

That girl at the store is a h0shixx. My mom walked in, saw her, and left.

My coworker is a h0shixx. I can't focus on work anymore.

That guy in the car next to me is a h0shixx. I almost crashed because I was distracted.

My brother's girlfriend is a h0shixx. My brother is now a happy man, and I'm now a sad one.