Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a brainless internet poser who thinks they know everything

Why do you even use the internet if you're too dumb to understand it?

Bro, you can't even spell 'internet' right.

You think you're cool because you have 50 followers.

2

a kid who thinks they're famous just because they post memes

I got 2 likes on my post. That means I'm famous.

My mom is my only follower. That's enough for me.

I'm going to be a YouTuber when I grow up. Probably.

3

a person who talks too much and says nothing important

I spent 10 minutes telling you about my cat. It's still not important.

You know what's not important? My whole life.

I could have finished my homework but I chose to talk about my feelings.

4

a person who thinks they're smart just because they know one joke

I told you that joke last week. You still don't get it.

You think you're funny because you know one punchline.

I could tell you a joke and you'd still think you're the funniest.

5

a person who uses too many words to say nothing

I took 20 sentences to say I'm tired. Just go to bed.

You said 'hello' but it took you 5 minutes.

You're not even smart. You're just wordy.

6

a kid who thinks they're a legend just because they have a gaming channel

I have 3 followers. That's enough for me to be a legend.

I play video games. That makes me a legend.

I might become a pro gamer. Probably.