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your friend is getting tortured by Spanish like it's a sadist.
My friend got a 30 on his Spanish test. I think the language is trying to kill him.
She’s crying because she can’t tell the difference between ‘ser’ and ‘estar.’ It’s like watching a kid get hit by a bus.
He tried to speak Spanish and got laughed at. Now he’s stuck in a loop of embarrassment and frustration.
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your friend is getting roasted by Spanish like it’s a grilling party.
He said ‘hola’ and got a 50 on the quiz. Now he thinks Spanish is out to get him.
She’s stuck in a conversation with her Spanish teacher and it’s like a warzone.
He tried to conjugate a verb and it failed. Now he’s stuck in a grammar prison.
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your friend is being bullied by Spanish like it’s a schoolyard fight.
He’s been stuck with Spanish for weeks and it’s like being picked on by the biggest kid in the school.
She can’t remember the subjunctive and now it’s laughing at her in class.
He’s been stuck with Spanish and now it’s taking all his lunch money.
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your friend is getting cursed by Spanish like it’s a witch’s spell.
He tried to learn Spanish and now it’s whispering bad things in his ear.
She’s stuck with Spanish and it’s like she’s trapped in a cursed textbook.
He tried to speak Spanish and now it’s following him around the school like a ghost.
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your friend is being abused by Spanish like it’s a bad relationship.
He’s been stuck with Spanish and now it’s breaking up with him every day.
She tried to learn Spanish and now it’s giving her the silent treatment.
He’s been stuck with Spanish and now it’s cheating on him with verbs.
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