Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say you're too distracted by your junk to think straight

My dog saw a squirrel and I forgot I was wearing pants.

I texted my boss 'I will be late' then spent 20 minutes staring at my phone.

I didn't notice the fire alarm because I was too busy imagining I was a chicken.

2

When your brain is so busy looking at your junk it forgets to work

I tried to do my math homework and ended up drawing a mustache on my cat.

I said 'hello' to my neighbor and then asked if he had a snack.

I forgot about my mom's birthday because I was too busy thinking about pizza.

3

When you're too busy thinking about your junk to do anything else

I didn't water my plants because I was too busy thinking about my neighbor's dog.

I skipped dinner to watch a video of a cat falling off a couch.

I didn't show up to my friend's party because I was too busy looking at my phone.

4

When your junk is so loud it drowns out your brain

I heard my dog barking but I thought it was my junk talking.

I didn't answer my phone because I was too busy listening to my junk.

I missed my bus because I was too busy talking to my junk.

5

When your junk is so strong it takes over your brain

I tried to do my homework but my junk took over.

I said 'hello' to my teacher and then asked if he had a snack.

I forgot my wallet because I was too busy looking at my junk.

6

When your junk is so busy it forgets to let you think

I tried to read a book but my junk was too busy talking to me.

I said 'good morning' to my dog and then asked if he wanted a snack.

I forgot my keys because I was too busy looking at my junk.