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She posted a 2003 photo of herself with a filter and a caption that said 'Still relevant.'

He tried to argue with the bouncer at a club and got kicked out for being 'too old to be relevant.'

She sent a DM to a guy she met at a coffee shop: 'You're not my type. My type is rich and still relevant.'

He was at three different clans in one night and tried to join both the basketball team and the drama club.

She texted her ex: 'I'm not with you anymore, I'm with the cool kids now.'

He went to a clan meeting and pretended he was part of the group even though he didn't know what the meeting was about.

He posted a picture of his wife at the club and said, 'My wife is from the jungle and she's my queen.'

She tried to get her friends to call her 'Empress of the Jungle' just because she married a pygmy.

He told the barista, 'My wife is a pygmy and I'm the king of this place.'

She posted a photo of herself and said, 'I'm like Joolz but with better hair.'

He told his friend, 'I could be Joolz if I had the right clothes and the right attitude.'

She sent a DM to a guy: 'I'm not a Joolz wannabe, I'm a Joolz 2.0.'