Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy, angry way of saying " and why not my damn bird", like you’re tired of being annoyed.

"Why are you crying, Kevin?" "H-y not, I just got roasted by my parrot."

"Why did you eat my lunch?" "H-y not, I’m your bird."

"Why did you fail the test?" "H-y not, my bird did it."

2

Hot and young, like you’re barely out of your teens and already causing trouble.

"Hey, that guy is hot and young." "He’s probably going to start a fight."

"She’s hot and young." "She’s going to make me fail math."

"He’s hot and young." "He’s going to steal my lunch."

3

Hawaiian, like you’re lazy and just texted the word instead of spelling it out.

"I’m going to Hawaii." "H-y not."

"Why are you wearing a shirt with palm trees?" "Because I’m Hawaiian."

"Why did you skip class?" "I was being Hawaiian."

4

That moment when you’re so behind on everything, you’re almost proud of being a disaster.

I had a test, a project, and a homework assignment, and I’m still not done."

"I forgot to do my math homework, my science project, and my English essay."

"I had five tests and I didn’t study."

5

A double curse, you tell someone to Go Fuck Yourself and also Go H-Y because they’re really annoying.

"Why did you eat my lunch?" "Go Fuck Yourself and Go H-Y."

"Why did you fail the test?" "Go Fuck Yourself and Go H-Y."

"Why are you crying?" "Go Fuck Yourself and Go H-Y."

6

Hell-damn-yeah, like you’re so excited, you’re almost screaming.

"Are we going to the party?" "Hell-damn-yeah!"

"Did you pass the test?" "Hell-damn-yeah!"

"Are we going to eat pizza?" "Hell-damn-yeah!"