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The xeno’s scribbles on the BBC’s poetry corner. Trying to see into the future like Nostradamus, but with more swearing and less sense.

The xeno wrote, 'I predict the future and it’s gonna be full of farts and drama.'

He said, 'I saw a sandwich in 2045 and it’s gonna be legendary.'

He texted, 'I see a future where you fail all your tests, and it’s gonna be glorious.'

The xeno’s messy poems on the BBC. Like Nostradamus, but he’s high on cereal and doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

He wrote, 'I see a pizza in the sky, and it’s gonna be eaten by a dog.'

He texted, 'The future is bright, but it’s also full of tacos and lies.'

He said, 'I predict you’ll cry at a commercial, and it’ll be on live TV.'

The xeno’s scribbles on the BBC. Trying to be Nostradamus, but he’s more like a drunk kid with a crayon.

He wrote, 'I see a future where you’re bald and it’s gonna be beautiful.'

He texted, 'The future is full of cats, and you’re gonna be one.'

He said, 'I predict your mom will yell at you, and it’s gonna be legendary.'