h-session

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the fake fancy way to say you're dying to get some junk in your pants. it's stupid and embarrassing. just admit it.

'I'm having an h-session.', said by a kid who just saw a dog get a treat.

'Why are you blushing?' 'I had an h-session during math.'

'You said what?' 'I had an h-session during the school play.'

when you're so turned on you think you're going to explode. it's fake and gross. don't lie to yourself.

'I had an h-session in the lunchroom.', said by someone who just saw a cheese sandwich.

'Why did you stare at the principal?' 'I had an h-session.'

'You had an h-session? During the fire drill?'

the fake way to say you're getting hard. it's for babies who think they're cool. just say you're getting a boner.

'I had an h-session during the science test.', said by a kid who failed the test.

'Why did you laugh at the teacher?' 'I had an h-session.'

'You said you had an h-session during the choir practice?'

when you're so hot you think you're going to melt. it's stupid and fake. just say you're getting a boner.

'I had an h-session during the math test.', said by someone who didn't even know what a boner was.

'Why did you blush during the presentation?' 'I had an h-session.'

'You had an h-session in the middle of the football game?'

the fake fancy word for being really turned on. it's for people who think they're special. just say you're getting hard.

'I had an h-session during the science lesson.', said by a kid who thought a frog was a prince.

'Why did you laugh at the teacher?' 'I had an h-session.'

'You had an h-session during the spelling bee?'

when you're so horny you think you're going to burst. it's fake and gross. just say you're getting a boner.

'I had an h-session during the lunch break.', said by a kid who saw a cat get a treat.

'Why did you stare at the principal?' 'I had an h-session.'

'You had an h-session during the school play?'