H Quizzle

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The only place in Flemington, New Jersey where people actually pretend they’re not total failures by playing basketball. Also where DEEZEL lives, so you better hope he doesn’t see you sweating.
I got crushed at H Quizzle by DEEZEL. He’s like a beast with a basketball.
H Quizzle is where I go to escape my life. And also to die slowly.
I went to H Quizzle to prove I wasn’t a total dweeb. I failed.
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H Quizzle is a fancy way of saying HealthQuest, which is the only thing in Flemington that doesn’t make you want to cry. It’s got gyms, classes, and even birthday parties. But it’s still less fun than a middle school dance.
I had a birthday party at H Quizzle. It was like being stuck in a gym for two hours.
H Quizzle is where I go to forget I exist. Mostly.
I went to H Quizzle and it was like being forced to do a workout with my mom.
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