H-quizent

My H-quizent tried to flex at the party but spilled pizza on themselves.

He said he was a legend, but he couldn't even beat me at tic-tac-toe.

She texted me at 2 a. m. crying because her cat ate her homework.

My H-quizent told the whole class he invented pizza, and no one believed him.

He bragged about his dog eating a whole pizza, but it was just a lie.

She kept interrupting my speech about aliens, and I was like, 'You’re not even listening!'

My H-quizent thinks he's a rockstar, but he can't even sing on key.

He told me he was going to be on TV, but he just got yelled at by his mom.

She said she was going to be a billionaire, but she still borrows my lunch money.