H-Power

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H-Power is like your home, but if it’s hardcore, it means you’re stuck with someone who won’t shut up.
Hey, I’m home, but I’m also hardcore, so I’m not going anywhere.
You’re my home, but now you’re hardcore, and I’m tired.
I moved out, but now I’m hardcore, and I’m back.
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Only two people get H-Power, and they’re the lucky ones, everyone else gets left in the dust.
You and me, we got H-Power. The rest of you are just sad.
Why didn’t I get H-Power? I asked for it.
Only two people got chosen. The rest of you are stuck with normal life.
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To have H-Power, you gotta spill the JUICE and text nonstop, even if you’re in the bathroom.
I told you my JUICE, and I’ve been texting you since I woke up.
I’m in the bathroom, but I’m still texting you because I have H-Power.
You told me your JUICE, so now I’m texting you all day.
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When H-Power is strong, you can text people across the globe, while others are still learning how to text.
I texted my cousin in Japan while you couldn’t even text your mom.
I was texting someone in Africa, and you still don’t know how to text.
I texted across the world, and you’re still using emojis like they’re magic.
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You can roast each other all day, call each other love, and it’s still the best thing ever.
I called you a donkey, and I still love you.
You said I was fat, and I still said I love you.
We insult each other, but we still say I love you.
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You gotta make a fanclub with Sheila, CT, Tina, and now Kiki, or you’re not cool.
My fanclub is Sheila, CT, Tina, and Kiki. You’re not cool.
I made a fanclub, and you didn’t even know Kiki existed.
You didn’t add Kiki to your fanclub, so you’re not cool.
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You can never be a CC, no matter how hard you try or how much you beg.
I begged to be a CC, but H-Power said no.
You tried to be a CC, but H-Power laughed in your face.
You can’t be a CC. It’s not happening.
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Your nickname is either HBO or HGU, and you better get used to it.
My nickname is HBO, and I love it. You’re stuck with HGU.
I’m HBO, and you’re HGU, and that’s just how it is.
You got HGU, and I got HBO. It’s unfair, but it’s true.
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It’s when a woman is right in the middle of an H shape, and it’s the best thing ever.
She was the middle line of an H, and it was perfect.
I saw her from the side, and she was the middle of an H.
He was trying to make an H, but she was the middle line.
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