H-Physicist

I saw this H-Physicist make a million dollars in one minute. I was jealous and threw a chair at him.

My cousin works with h-energy and makes a million a minute. He's rich and I'm poor. Life's unfair.

That H-Physicist just turned my coffee into a portal. I got paid a million dollars for it. I'm confused but happy.

That H-Physicist just stole a million dollars from a bank. It didn’t even notice.

My friend’s an H-Physicist. He makes a million a minute and still complains about his taxes.

I tried to be an H-Physicist. I made a million dollars, but it was all fake money. I’m still rich, though.

That H-Physicist just got a million dollars. He didn’t even look up from his coffee.

I asked my teacher about H-Physicists. She said they make a million dollars a minute and don’t even care.

My dog is an H-Physicist. He makes a million dollars a minute and just chews my shoes.