Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

hand on boob, the worst way to start a relationship and the best way to end one

I saw my crush do that in the hallway and I died inside

My sister did that to my dad and now he's obsessed

I did that to my teacher and got sent to the principal's office

2

HEB, the only grocery store that makes you feel like you're being blessed by a god and also like you're being scammed by a god

I got my whole family groceries from HEB and now I'm rich

I went to HEB and came out with $50 worth of snacks

HEB gave me a free tortilla and I cried

3

the dopest place ever, but only if you're in Texas and not too proud to admit it

I went to the dopest place ever and bought 10 pounds of chips

My mom said the dopest place ever is the best thing since sliced bread

I told my friend the dopest place ever and now they're jealous

4

HEB feet, when you've been walking through a dirty grocery store and your feet look like they've been tortured

My feet look like they went through HEB and got beaten up

I walked through HEB and now my feet are screaming

My brother's HEB feet are so bad he can't wear shoes anymore

5

Hookers and Blow, the only thing better than getting laid and getting high at the same time

I had Hookers and Blow and now I’m the best person ever

My friend got Hookers and Blow and now he’s rich

I did Hookers and Blow and forgot my mom’s birthday

6

Hang and Bang, the only way to spend your weekend and still have time to eat

I did Hang and Bang and now I’m hungover and happy

My dad did Hang and Bang and now he’s rich

I did Hang and Bang and forgot my math homework

7

Hot and Bothered, when you're so turned on you can't focus but you also can't do anything about it

I was Hot and Bothered in class and got in trouble

My crush made me Hot and Bothered and now I’m obsessed

I was Hot and Bothered and ate my whole lunch