H number

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The number of times a prisoner has snorted heroin and still has a brain to remember it.
"H number is 4, I still remember my first hit."
"H number 2? That’s just a fancy way of saying I’m still alive."
"My H number is 10, and I still think I’m the king of the cellblock."
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A joke that only losers understand, used to annoy people who don’t get it.
"Age is a number, but I’m still 12 and I’m not even sorry."
"H is a number? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard."
"He said H is a number, and I laughed so hard I got kicked out of the server."
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A weird code that only makes sense if you’re a total freak who thinks numbers are magic.
"'.0.6.7.6.0.' I don’t get it, but I like it anyway."
"He sent me a message with all these random numbers and called it a level. I’m confused."
"Level 7 with me? That’s just a fancy way of saying I’m lost."
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