H Meter

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A made-up way to tell how much you want to screw someone right then. It's like a secret code so no one else gets that you're thinking about sex.

"My H Meter is at 100% after seeing that guy in the gym."

"I told my friend my H Meter was broken because I saw her in the hallway."

"My H Meter just went off the charts when she texted me a selfie."

A fake scale that shows how much you want to jump someone's bones. People use it so they can talk about sex without getting caught.

"My H Meter is at 99% because he just winked at me."

"I told my mom my H Meter was broken, but it was really because I saw my crush in the lunch line."

"My H Meter just exploded when he said 'Hey' in class."

A crazy way to measure how much you want to have sex. It's like a secret message only you and your friends understand.

"My H Meter is through the roof after seeing him in the hallway."

"I told my friend my H Meter was broken because I saw her in the library."

"My H Meter just went to 11 when he sent me a picture of his dog."

A weird scale that tells how much you're thinking about sex. People use it to talk about it without anyone getting suspicious.

"My H Meter is at 100% after seeing her in the grocery store."

"I told my friend my H Meter was broken because I saw him in the cafeteria."

"My H Meter just went to 10 when he said 'Hey' in math class."

A stupid way to keep track of how much you want to jump someone's bones. It’s like a secret language only you and your friends know.

"My H Meter is maxed out after seeing him in the park."

"I told my friend my H Meter was broken because I saw her in the hallway."

"My H Meter just exploded when he texted me a selfie."